Escape to Paradise: Ardoe House Hotel & Spa, Aberdeen Awaits!
Escape to Paradise: Ardoe House Hotel & Spa, Aberdeen - Or Was It? (A Totally Honest Review)
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to unleash a review of Ardoe House Hotel & Spa in Aberdeen that's less carefully crafted travel brochure and more… well, me. Expect some rambles, probably some gushing, maybe a touch of frustration, and definitely the truth, warts and all. Because let's be honest, no place is perfect, and pretending it is just ain't fun, right?
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First Impressions (Rambling Begins Now…)
Driving up to Ardoe House… wow. It's got that "castle-y" vibe, right? Imposing stone facade, sprawling grounds. Okay, I was immediately feeling fancy. My partner, bless him, just grunted about the price of petrol and asked if there was a decent pub nearby. See? Balance.
Accessibility (Because Let's Get Real):
Right, so, a big thumbs up here. The hotel seemed pretty darn accessible. Wheelchair accessible definitely, ramps galore, and the elevator was a godsend. Didn't have to worry, didn't have to panic, all the good stuff. But (and there's always a but, isn't there?) I didn't experience their accessible rooms, so can’t comment.
Internet, Internet, Everywhere Internet!
Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! YASSSS! No agonizing over data caps, no pleading with ancient routers. The Internet itself was decent – streaming was a breeze, which is crucial for serious relaxation. Also Internet [LAN], so you could have plugged in if you’re old-school, but who uses those things anymore? Wi-Fi in public areas… also good, though I mostly just wanted to be in my room, wrapped in a fluffy robe, binging trash TV.
Cleanliness & Safety (COVID-Era Vibes):
Okay, this is where Ardoe House absolutely crushed it. It was all about Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Rooms sanitized between stays – they’d thought of everything. Hand sanitizer was practically an accessory, and I felt genuinely safe. Staff trained in safety protocol – didn’t see any mishaps. Also, I appreciated the Cashless payment service and Safe dining setup. These guys were taking things seriously. I'll get into the dining later…
The Spa Experience: Where the Magic (and the Mishaps) Happened
This is where things get interesting. The Spa/Sauna situation was top-notch. Seriously, the Sauna was a blissful experience, just pure steam and sweating out all the daily grinds. The Pool with view was glorious. The Swimming pool [outdoor] was closed due to the weather so was a bit disappointed.
Then there was the massage. I booked a deep tissue, and I needed a deep tissue. I’d been lugging luggage, navigating cobbled streets, and generally existing in a state of high-strung anxiety. I went into a blissful daze. Honestly, I could have stayed there all day. The masseuse… well, she was a miracle worker. I think I actually snored.
The Body scrub and Body wrap… well, let's just say I felt like a new woman.
The Downside to Spa Bliss…A Totally Clumsy Moment:
Here’s where things get a bit… chaotic. I'm walking out of the steam room, feeling all zen and supple, when BAM! Slippery floor, no warning, and I’m sprawling on the floor like something out of a Benny Hill sketch. Mortifying. I swear, I saw a security guard snicker. I could have cried. Luckily, no serious damage, just a bruised ego and a slightly damp robe. The First aid kit came into play, but thankfully, only for my pride. No need for the Doctor/nurse on call. So yeah, maybe a bit more signage, Ardoe House, eh?
Things to Do and Ways to Relax (Beyond the Spa):
They've got a Fitness center, a Gym/fitness, and facilities for Body wrap. I barely touched the gym. I chose relaxation.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking (The Good, the Bad, and the Hangry):
Okay, let's talk food. The Breakfast [buffet] was decent. I am eternally a fan of a good buffet. The Asian breakfast seemed a bit out of place, but hey, options are good, right? I also had dinner in the Restaurants.
The Unexpected Vegetarian Restaurant:
Now, here’s a weird one. The menu claimed to have a Vegetarian restaurant. I'm not a vegetarian, but I thought, "Why not?" The reality? It was a Vegetarian restaurant in name only. Most selections were just the meat dishes minus the meat. I’m sure they could have provided some Alternative meal arrangement, since they're all about service. However, my partner did eat, and he enjoyed the Soup in restaurant.
Also, points for the Happy hour. The Poolside bar looked amazing but, Scotland. Rain. Did I need to say more?
Services and Conveniences (The Little Things):
Concierge, Luggage storage, Daily housekeeping: all excellent. The Doorman was friendly and helpful. The Air conditioning in public area was a lifesaver because you are not going to experience that in your room.
For the Kids (I saw a few families around):
Looked pretty Family/child friendly, with the Babysitting service available.
Rooms: The Fortress of Solitude (Mostly Good!)
I loved the Air conditioning in my room. Air conditioning in the Scottish Highlands is important. My room was spacious, clean, with an Additional toilet and comfortable. The Bathtub was the ultimate luxury. The Blackout curtains were a godsend for sleeping in. The Complimentary tea was a welcome touch. Free bottled water? Always a win. The In-room safe box was appreciated. The Non-smoking rooms were very welcome. The Seating area was useful. The Shower was great, and the Slippers were the perfect way to relax.
Getting Around (Because Getting There Is Half the Battle):
Car park [free of charge] was huge. So, that's a plus. Plenty of Car park [on-site] too.
Overall Verdict (Drumroll, Please!)
Ardoe House Hotel & Spa is a solid contender. It's a beautiful location with great facilities, mostly great service, and a definite "escape from reality" vibe. The spa is the star, the food is… variable. I had a few bumps along the road, but it was overall a fantastic stay. Just watch out for those slippery floors! And maybe, just maybe, book that extra massage. You deserve it. I sure did.
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your average, sterile travel itinerary. This is a confession, a love letter, and a slightly frantic plea to the universe, all wrapped up in a stay at the Ardoe House Hotel and Spa. Prepare for whiplash.
Day 1: Arrival and Abject (and Hilariously Unnecessary) Panic
14:00 – Arrival at Ardoe House Hotel and Spa: Oh. My. God. It's Gorgeous! (Okay, I actually did a silent squeal when I saw the place. You know, the kind you try to hide with a cough. Failed spectacularly). I'm notorious for arriving early, convinced the world will end if I'm late. Truthfully, I ended up circling the car park three times, convinced I’d missed a turn, or worse, that my meticulously planned escape to Scotland had been a hallucination. (It wasn't, thank heavens). Finally, I wrestled the bags out of the tiny car (how DOES anyone fit luggage in these things?) and made my way to the reception, ready to be amazed.
14:30 – Check-in Chaos (aka, "Where's the Passport?") The receptionist was lovely, bless her heart. Me? Less so. Suddenly, I couldn't find my passport. Panic levels were reaching DEFCON 1. I emptied and re-emptied my bag in a flurry of crumpled receipts and used lip balms. Then, I checked my coat pocket for the tenth time, you know, just in case. Turns out, IT WAS IN MY POCKET. Buried deep in there, next to a half-eaten packet of biscuits. Mortification. But the receptionist just smiled and said they'd seen worse. God bless her.
15:00 – Room Reconnaissance and Revelation: The Bed! The room was beautiful. Classic Scottish charm, views of the gardens (which, let's be honest, were probably a bit windswept, it's Scotland, after all), and THEN I saw the bed. Sweet, glorious, cloud-like bed. I think I may have actually done a little happy dance. This is where I would stay if I could choose a heaven.
16:00 – The Spa – (Attempted) Relaxation and Body-Shaming Thoughts: Okay, here's the tricky part. It's a spa. Now, I’m someone who believes that wearing workout clothes is a legitimate fashion choice. Putting on a swimsuit is… well, let's just say it's a battle. I tried, I really did, to embrace the zen. I attempted the steam room, feeling like a slightly damp, slightly embarrassed sausage. Then, the jacuzzi. I’m pretty sure my internal monologue was a running commentary on how "not beach-body-ready" I am. This is the imperfection of life. BUT I'm sure the water was lovely. Then, afterwards, I sat by the pool, feeling slightly better, but still self-conscious, and wishing I’d brought a giant inflatable swan to hide behind.
18:00 – Pre-Dinner Drinks (and the "Should I have brought Spanx?" Dilemma): Heading for the bar! I was so excited! I got a glass of Prosecco and I felt like a queen! The bar was lovely and filled with people, but I was still thinking about my body, still a bit self-concious.
19:30 – Dinner at The Stockmans Restaurant – Oh, the Food! I went for the Scottish salmon (duh!). It was… chef’s kiss. Perfectly cooked, flaky, and absolutely divine. And the dessert? A sticky toffee pudding, which I have no shame in admitting I practically inhaled. I mean, I’d walked around the spa, right? I’d earned it. Best food in the world. This is heaven.
21:30 – Stumbling Back to the Room (and the Urge to Binge-Watch Netflix): Okay, maybe the Prosecco had something to do with it, but I felt like I had the best dinner, and best mood. I ended up watching Netflix on the bed, smiling and falling asleep.
Day 2: Exploration and the Sudden Urge to Buy a Scottish Castle (and Possibly Move There Forever)
08:00 – Breakfast – The Full Scottish (and a Second Helping): This! This is what I'm talking about. A full Scottish breakfast! The black pudding, the sausage, the fluffy scrambled eggs… glorious. Let's just say I didn't leave a single crumb. I even considered a sneaky second helping of the sausage. (I did not, because I have some shred of self-control.) Then I had some fruits.
09:30 – Exploring the Grounds – The Scottish Dream: The gardens at Ardoe House are beautiful. I went for a walk in the garden. I felt like I could become a Scottish Lady. All the time, I was imagining living here, being a real resident. The thought of it all made me happy. I started fantasizing about owning one of the little cottages in the area. Suddenly, I had serious castle envy. I need to have a Scottish castle!
11:00 – Aberdeen City Centre – (The "Do I Need a New Outfit?" Moment): A trip to Aberdeen! I enjoyed the trip, I went to some shops. The city was lovely. But I realized I needed a new outfit. I was starting to fantasize living permanently in Scotland, so I needed to look the part.
13:00 – Lunch – (Attempted) Decorum vs. Hungry-Girl Behavior: I was a woman with an empty stomach. I had a lovely lunch at a restaurant in the city. I felt I had to maintain the class. It was hard.
15:00 – Back to Ardoe – (Desperate Attempt at Calm): I got back to the hotel and sat in a chair to calm myself down. Today, I was full of joy for the future. I was happy.
16:00 – Spa Round Two – (Embracing the Imperfections): I tried the steam room again. This time, I just relaxed and enjoyed it. I could finally focus on me.
19:00 – Dinner at The Stockmans Restaurant – (Another Round of Deliciousness): I've fallen for this restaurant. I had the steak this time, it was fantastic.
21:00 – Packing (and the Profound Sadness of Leaving): I had to pack. I'm leaving tomorrow. It hit me hard. I want to stay.
Day 3: Departure (and the Vow to Return… ASAP)
07:00 – Last Breakfast: (A Teary Farewell to the Full Scottish): One last chance for the breakfast. I had more food than I should. I was sad.
08:30 – Check-Out – (Reluctant Goodbye): Saying goodbye was hard. The staff at Ardoe are so wonderful. I'd miss them all.
09:00 – The Drive Home – (Already Planning the Next Trip): As I drove away, I was already dreaming of my next visit. I'm coming back. Soon. I just hope I don't panic about my passport next time.
Escape to Paradise: Ardoe House Hotel & Spa - FAQs (with a little chaos!)
Alright, let's be honest, planning a getaway is HARD. So, here are some FAQs about Ardoe House, peppered with my own (slightly unhinged but genuine) experiences. Deep breaths… we can do this.
1. So, Ardoe House... Fancy, right? What’s the vibe?
Okay, picture this: grand, stately… like, "My butler just polished the gargoyles" kind of grand. It's a gorgeous old mansion, the kind where you half expect a ghost to tap you on the shoulder and offer you a sherry. (Didn't happen, sadly. Perhaps I wasn't tipsy enough on the prosecco). The vibe is generally… *sophisticated*. Not overwhelmingly stuffy, though. People are actually smiling – a minor miracle. I went with my husband, who is convinced he *is* a gargoyle. They didn't have a special for him. Missed opportunity, Ardoe House!
2. The Spa! Tell me *everything* about the Spa! Is it as heavenly as the Instagram pics suggest?
Okay, the Spa. This is where things get… complicated. The Instagram pics? Yeah, they're *good*. The reality? Pretty damn good, too. I’m not gonna lie, I’m a total sucker for a spa day. I booked a massage, because, let’s face it, adulting is exhausting. And the massage? AMAZING. Seriously, the woman could probably knit you a new spine. The pool? Lovely, though I did have a minor crisis when I realised I'd forgotten my swimming cap. (Note to self: PACK A BLOODY SWIMMING CAP). The quiet room? Actually quiet, which is saying something with my inner monologue constantly making a running commentary. My husband? Got bored and wandered off to read the newspaper in the foyer. Men.
3. The Rooms! Are the bedrooms actually…comfortable? And, uh, clean?
Let me tell you, I'm a woman who *needs* a comfy bed. Otherwise, I spend the night tossing and turning and plotting revenge against the hotel… (mostly kidding). The rooms at Ardoe House, thankfully, are. Our room was spacious, well-appointed, and, yes, *clean*. Like, properly clean, not the "dust bunnies dancing in the corner" kind of clean that you sometimes get. The bed? Cloud-like. I could have happily lived in that bed. Except for the lack of snacks, which, frankly, is a critical oversight on the hotel's part. I did, however, get a lovely view of the grounds, which included several squirrels engaged in what I can only describe as a dramatic chase sequence. Entertaining. (Note to self: Always pack snacks.)
4. Food, glorious food! What's the grub like? Is it worth the price tag?
Ah, the food. My *true* love. The restaurant is, again, gorgeous. Feels like you're dining in a movie. The breakfast buffet was, well, a *buffet*. Which means you're pretty much legally obligated to try EVERYTHING. Scottish breakfast? Sign me up. Pastries? All of them. I’m pretty sure I gained five pounds just *looking* at the scones. The dinner? Good. Not mind-blowingly, tear-jerkingly amazing. But good. Solid. Reliable. (Remember to pack snacks.) The prices, yes, are on the higher side. But, hey, it’s a fancy hotel. You know this going in. Treat yourself! You deserve it! (Just maybe order a side of extra fries. For… reasons.)
5. Okay, so is Ardoe House actually worth it? What’s the real deal breaker?
Okay, look, let's be brutally honest. Ardoe House is absolutely worth it. The setting is stunning, the staff is lovely, the spa is divine, and the beds are practically edible. (Seriously, someone needs to tell them to market them as a snack.) The "real deal breaker?" Hmm… honestly, my only complaint? (Aside from the aforementioned lack of snacks in the room… it's a *need*, people!) I wanted to stay longer! Seriously, I was genuinely gutted when we had to leave. It’s a perfect escape from REAL life. The kids are at home, the laundry can wait, and the only decision you have to make is: Prosecco or Pinot Grigio? Go. Just go. You won't regret it… unless they run out of scones at breakfast. Then, all bets are off.
6. Aberdeen! What should I actually *do* if I'm not just lounging around the hotel?
Okay, so you've left the glorious bubble that *is* Ardoe House. Well, Aberdeen is actually pretty cool. The city center has some lovely shops – if you have any money left after all that spa-ing. The beach is surprisingly lovely, even on a drizzly day. Lots of nice restaurants, too, and, of course, you can visit the castle. Just a note: I recommend planning something before you go. I went in with NO plan, and it was a bit of a mess. Plan, research, or you'll end up aimlessly wandering around, mildly disappointed, just like me. (But hey, at least I have my scones, in my memory!)
7. Parking is a pain... correct?
Ehh, it wasn't *that* bad. There's plenty of parking on site, which takes all the stress out of finding a spot on a crowded street. A massive bonus. We got a great spot, just a hop skip and a jump from the main building. I'd go in thinking it's a great thing or it would have been a massive headache. So, plan for easy parking, and you'll be golden!
8. What if I'm travelling with kids? Can you even bring kids to Ardoe House?
I didn't have kids with me. *Hallelujah!* (Just kidding, mostly). But, from what I could see, there were families there. The grounds are big enough for kids to run around. However, I'm not certain about the kids' amenities. Call in advance!
