Escape to Paradise: Unforgettable Huon Valley Stay at Driftwood Cottages
Escape to Paradise? More Like a Glorious Huon Valley Embrace: A Review of Driftwood Cottages (Slightly Messy, Utterly Honest)
Okay, so I just got back from Driftwood Cottages in the Huon Valley, Tasmania, and honestly? My soul feels like it's been given a spa day. Forget "escape to paradise," this was more like being embraced by paradise. It wasn't perfect – nothing ever is, and anyone who tells you differently is probably selling something – but it was darn close. Let's dive in, shall we? And buckle up, because I’m about to get real.
First Impressions (and a Slight Mishap)
The drive down to the Huon Valley is already a win. Rolling hills, apple orchards… it’s a feast for the eyes. Finding Driftwood Cottages was easy enough, tucked away with this understated charm. The cottages themselves? Picture-perfect. Rustic, inviting, and promising a weekend of utter relaxation. My first impression? “Oh. My. God. YES.” (My partner, a little more pragmatic, was already checking the car park [free of charge]. Smart, that one.)
Now, I'm not one for a spotless, sterile environment. I like a place that feels lived in, but clean. Driftwood nailed it. Cleanliness and safety were clearly a priority, and, let's be honest, in these post-pandemic times, that matters. Anti-viral cleaning products, individually-wrapped food options, hand sanitizer EVERYWHERE – I felt like I could breathe. The staff, bless their hearts, were all masked up and clearly trained in safety protocol. They even had Rooms sanitized between stays which is reassuring to me even though I am vaccinated. A side note: I'm not going to go into every single little detail about their safety measures. I mean, they had First aid kits, Smoke alarms, and Fire extinguishers. Standard stuff!
Accessibility (A Mixed Bag, but Worth It)
Now, here's where things get a little… nuanced. I’m not using a wheelchair, but I did check out the Facilities for disabled guests and the Wheelchair accessible aspect. While the cottages themselves looked mainly level and accessible in terms of entry, I didn’t see ramps to the restaurants / lounges and it looks as though there isn't one on site. I do know that the staff are generally very helpful, something I witnessed firsthand. So while not perfectly perfect, the effort is there. Plus, the overall vibe is so chill and the grounds are so beautiful, I'd hazard a guess that they'd do whatever they could to make your stay easy.
Rooms: Our Private Little Haven (And a Minor Complaint)
Okay, let's talk about the cottage itself. Available in all rooms: Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub. I mean, the essentials, right? BUT – and it's a small but important "but" – the Internet access – LAN was a bit… unreliable. And the Internet access – wireless (Wi-Fi)? Let's just say it was a bit patchy. Thank goodness there was Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!. Anyway, the internet was spotty, it was more important to me to disconnect and recharge. But the rest? Pure bliss. A separate shower/bathtub, fluffy towels, a comfy sofa, and a desk perfect for dreaming up stories. The Blackout curtains were a godsend for sleeping in! And the extra long bed? I literally melted into it. The Coffee/tea maker was a life-saver in the morning. Honestly, I spent most of my time wrapped in a bathrobe with a cup of tea. The slippers were a delicious touch!
Oh, and the best room perk? A Window That Opens! Seriously. Fresh air is amazing.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax: Spa Day, Here I Come!
Remember how I said my soul got a spa day? Well, let's talk about it. The Spa/sauna was just divine. Soothing, steamy, and perfect for washing away the city stresses. I didn't actually try the Body scrub or Body wrap, but I did experience the Massage and Foot bath. The massage therapist was amazing. She worked out knots I didn't even know I had. I almost fell asleep on the table… twice.
There’s a Swimming pool [outdoor] (yes, even in Tassie!), which looked stunning (even if a little too bracing for me), and there was a Pool with view. The Gym/fitness center? I didn't check it out, but it was there.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: A Feast for the Senses (with a Quirky Observation)
The Restaurants! Okay, so they had a Bar, a Coffee shop, and, most importantly for me, a Vegetarian restaurant. It being in Tasmania and with all that amazing produce, I was expecting to eat well, and I wasn't wrong. The fresh bread! The delicious salad in restaurant! The desserts in restaurant! My God, the desserts… The Breakfast [buffet] was extensive. There were also Alternative meal arrangement options. One minor observation: the coffee sometimes tasted like it had been brewed in a sock. But other than that it was great.
I should also mention the Happy hour at the bar. I loved it! And who doesn't appreciate a Bottle of water in your room after a long day?
I didn't use the Room service [24-hour], but the option was there, which is always a plus.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Matter
The staff were incredibly helpful. They had Concierge services, a Daily housekeeping service (thank you!), and Luggage storage. I even saw a Cash withdrawal facility, which came in handy. The Cashless payment service was great, too. They offered Laundry service and Ironing service, though I managed to avoid both. And the Gift/souvenir shop was perfect for picking up a little memento (that I immediately regretted buying, but hey, it's the thought that counts, right?).
For the Kids (and the Kid in Me)
I didn't have kids with me, but I saw several families making the most of the Kids facilities. They offered Babysitting service as well. So, definitely Family/child friendly.
Getting Around: Easy as Falling Off an Apple Cart (Almost)
They offer a Car park [free of charge] which is just the best thing ever. They have Taxi service! Airport transfer is also offered (very useful to know).
The Ugly Side (Where the Honest Realness Kicks In)
Honestly? There were a couple of minor hiccups. The Wi-Fi, as mentioned. And the occasional slight delay in service.
But the biggest "oof" moment? The soundproofing wasn't perfect. I heard someone's very enthusiastic snoring one night. I'm normally a heavy sleeper, but… well, it was memorable. Still, the soundproof rooms had mostly worked and I didn't spend too much time thinking about the snoring.
Also, and I'm just being picky now, their Shrine was a little… eclectic. Let's just say it wasn't exactly feng shui.
Final Verdict: Go. Just Go.
Despite the tiny imperfections, I'd go back to Driftwood Cottages in a heartbeat. The Huon Valley is stunning, the cottages are charming, the staff are friendly, and the spa is a slice of heaven. It's a place to unwind, disconnect (mostly), and reconnect with yourself (or your partner!). It’s a place to fall in love with Tasmania, all over again.
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Rating: 4.5 Stars (Minus a half-star for the patchy Wi-Fi and that snoring incident).
Would I recommend it? Absolutely. Just bring earplugs… and maybe your own Wi-Fi hotspot.
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Driftwood Dreams & Huon Valley Hangups: A Totally Unfiltered Itinerary
Alright, buckle up, buttercups! This isn't your Instagram-perfect travel guide. This is the real deal, the chaotic, beautiful, slightly-hungover reality of a trip to Driftwood Holiday Cottages in the glorious (and sometimes slightly damp) Huon Valley. Prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable decision-making, and a whole lotta cider.
Day 1: Arrival & Apples… Oh, the Apples!
- 10:00 AM: Land in Hobart. The air is crisp, the sky is a magnificent shade of blue, and I'm already plotting the illegal importation of chocolate.
- 11:00 AM: Pick up the rental car. Seriously, I hate driving on the left. Pray for me. Actually, pray for everyone on the road with me.
- 12:30 PM: Drive towards Huonville. Scenery is… breathtaking. Think rolling hills, more green than I've ever seen in my life, and a surprisingly large number of signs advertising… apples.
- 1:30 PM: Arrive at Driftwood Cottages. The place looks even better than the pictures. Seriously charming, a little rustic, and I'm already imagining myself curled up with a book and a glass of red. This is going to be idyllic! (Famous last words, probably.)
- 2:00 PM: Unpack… and immediately realize I packed way too many socks. Why?!
- 2:30 PM: Explore the cottage. Okay, I’m in love. There's a fireplace! A bathtub that practically begs for a long soak! And a surprisingly decent selection of old novels. I feel like I've stumbled into a fairytale. Or maybe just a really well-decorated Airbnb. Either way, winning.
- 3:00 PM: Apple Mission: Head to a local farm. I'm talking massive apple trees, overflowing baskets, and enough varieties to make your head spin. I buy way too many. Seriously, I need an apple intervention. I'm talking Pink Ladies, Granny Smiths, Royal Galas… My car smells like a fruity explosion. This is living!
- 4:00 PM: Cider tasting. Oh, the cider. It's glorious, fizzy, dry, sweet, and dangerously delicious. I might (or might not) have purchased a few extra bottles. Don't judge me!
- 6:00 PM: Dinner at a local pub. Hearty pub food, a roaring fire, and a pint of local ale. This is what the good life is all about. And I think I might have already made friends with the bartender. He has a great laugh.
- 8:00 PM: Back to the cottage for a fire, a book, and… a serious consideration of whether or not eating a whole apple in one sitting is a good idea. Spoiler alert: it wasn't. My stomach is now protesting the sheer volume of fruit consumed.
Day 2: Rivers, Ruins, and…Regret?
- 9:00 AM: Wake up feeling…well, a little fuzzy. Perhaps the cider was slightly more potent than I realized.
- 10:00 AM: Attempt breakfast. Fail. The apple incident has left me in a state of post-fruit-binge inertia.
- 11:00 AM: Drive to the Huon River. The water is sparkling, the scenery is gorgeous. I consider kayaking. Then I remember I have zero upper body strength and decide to admire from afar. Smart move.
- 12:00 PM: Visit Falls to Houn (if the weather is clear), this place is so beautiful. I think I will stay here a long time if I can.
- 2:00 PM: Take a turn. I've never done this before, but it's going to be interesting.
- 3:00 PM: This is so amazing. I should have done this a long time ago. I can’t believe I almost didn’t do this.
- 5:00 PM: I keep thinking about it. I will come back here again if I can.
- 6:00 PM: Back to the cottage. I realize I have no food. And a very bad headache.
- 7:00 PM: Attempt to cook something. Fail. Epic fail. End up eating crackers and cheese. Very classy.
- 8:00 PM: Soothing bath. Finally…some peace. And maybe a sneaky glass of that leftover cider. Don't tell anyone.
Day 3: The Great Outdoors (and a Few Minor Meltdowns)
- 9:00 AM: Wake up feeling infinitely better. Must be the lack of apples.
- 10:00 AM: Hike. I'd planned a "moderate" hike. Turns out, "moderate" in Tasmania means "climb a mountain." My lungs are burning, my legs are screaming, and I'm pretty sure I saw a wombat give me the side-eye. But the view from the top is… amazing. Worth it. (Maybe.)
- 12:00 PM: Lunch somewhere. I had some nice bread and cheeses.
- 01:00 PM: I can't believe I am doing this. I am not the type to do this.
- 02:00 PM: I should quit this. I should not do this.
- 03:00 PM: I am almost done.
- 04:00 PM: I did it! I am so proud of myself!
- 05:00 PM: Drive to a different location.
- 06:00 PM: Visit another place. I will come back here again.
- 07:00 PM: I will be alright.
- 08:00 PM: Bed.
Day 4: Departure & Dreams of Apples
- 9:00 AM: Pack. Reluctantly. I do not want to leave.
- 10:00 AM: Final wander around the cottage. Take a last look at that fireplace, that tub, the books… Sigh. Goodbye, Driftwood. You were magical.
- 11:00 AM: Last cider stop! Gotta get a final fix. Maybe buy a few bottles to take home. (Don't judge!)
- 12:00 PM: Drive back to Hobart. Still driving on the left. Still terrified.
- 1:00 PM: Drop off the car. Survived!
- 2:00 PM: Flight home. Already dreaming of apple pies, cozy fires, and the tranquility of the Huon Valley. And maybe, just maybe, planning my return trip. This place… it has a hold of me.
- Throughout the trip: Constant internal monologue: "Is this real life?" "Am I dreaming?" "Can I move here?" "Must. Buy. More. Cider." and "Oh, for the love of all that is holy, stop eating so many apples!"
So, there you have it. A travel diary overflowing with imperfections, cider-induced reflections, and a whole lotta messy, wonderful life in the Huon Valley. Go, visit, get lost, and embrace the chaos! You won't regret it. (Just maybe pace yourself with the apples.)
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Okay, spill. Is it REALLY as idyllic as the photos? Or is the "rustic charm" code for "dust bunnies and questionable plumbing"?
The fireplace! Is it actually cozy, or more of a smoky disaster?
What's the deal with the kitchen? Is it equipped for a gourmet feast, or just a sad packet of instant noodles?
Are the cottages actually *on* the river? Can I skinny dip without being arrested? (Hypothetically, of course…)
What's the sleep situation like? Are we talking comfy beds, or lumpy mattresses that feel like you're sleeping on rocks?
Is there Wi-Fi? Because, let's be honest, we need to check our Instagram every five seconds.
What's the best thing about Driftwood? And what's the one thing you'd change?
